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God's DictionaryExtreme sports: God's way of cleaning the Gene Pool   
STD's: God's way of saying "Keep it in your pants, you retard"   
Natural Disasters: God's way of showing that he, too, hates weathermen   
The Stock Market: God's way of proving that what goes up, must come down   
Senility: God's way of making old age interesting   
Computers: God’s way of making the weak strong and little kids available to creepy old men.   
Martha Stewart: God’s way of showing that we should never trust anyone that colour-coordinated God's Dictionary
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alliteration: Petite ponies prance prettily.   
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couplet: My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun./When the thermometer pops out, then the chicken breasts are done.   
first person: "I am the main character," I brisquely informed them.   
conflict: While Monique and Janice were fighting over Doug, he was secretly lusting after Tucker.   
foreshadowing: As she entered the ro Broaden Your Vocabulary
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A Guide to Good CriticismThere are few things in this world that are certain: death, taxes, “Love Shack” being played at a wedding reception and, if you’re an artist, criticism.   
Criticism is a very natural part of the creative process. As humans, we often stink with the odor of imperfection and need to be told by our peers so we can clean up with the long, hot shower of revision.   
It’s not a bad thing to give criticism, just as long as you’re not an utter jerkwad about it. The first known lesson on providing polite, constructive criticism can be traced back to the oldest known cave paintings in Lascaux, France, where what could possibly be th A Guide to Good Criticism
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The Diary of I.M.HormonalThe diary of I M Hormonal   
 
 
So yeah like i kinda fell out of bed this morning (it's a REALLY thin bed) kinda yeah.  And like, i wasn't in a good mood (i did fall out of bed) y'see.  It kinda all began like.... y'know (getting to the point quickly here), last night where i like... well my girlfriend (well we weren't really going out per say...) is such a whore (not that i'd know of course)...i mean she's my ex now y'know (see previous).   
But she sleeps around like (and i found out last night.  Tore my heart in two (well not really but it felt like that once the hormones kicked in... except not as painful)) The Diary of I.M.Hormonal
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Sat Oct 29, 2005, 8:57 AM
People are so much like hard work. The first few lines are easy; "hello", "how are you", but then the language starts turning into "lol!! OMG! OMFG!". It's so frustrating I just want to have an aneurism. GAH!
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~Alucine Mar 1, 2009, 10:34:33 AM
Are you still there?
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~CordeliaKitsune Aug 25, 2008, 10:02:04 AM
If you're a chick, then why do you call yourself Lord? Just wondering.

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~Melah94 May 16, 2007, 5:09:13 PM
i like you! :hug:

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:rofl: you laugh because I'm different
:sarcasm: I laugh because your all the same!
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~Beyond-Recognition Nov 16, 2005, 10:28:32 AM
OK just so you know you are a self indulgent little girl who needs a serious dose of reality. I don't mean the kind i'm sure you get from watching MTV. and fyi most of the people on here could give two shits less about being famous. this is a place to express yourself artistically, to get what we call inspiration out to others. and hey if you wanna be famous that's great, but trust me you won't get there by stepping on peoples toes..... wait you skip that don't you? you just try to stomp on their hearts. you will get no where burning bridges you have yet to build. perhaps if you feel the need to belittle others you should take a long hard look at yourself first. we are all flawed just some of us are better at seeing it in ourselves as well as others. i could really care less if you are fat or ugly or whatever, but from what i have seen you are ugly on the inside and that is worse then being unattractive outwardly. are you so pathetic and friendless that you have nothing better to do then harrass people and try to get under their skins? if that's the case GET A LIFE LITTLE GIRL!!!! And just for your information, the people you criticize are more well liked and well known then you will ever be. and if your name does become known it will be out of disgust not admiration. some of the people you choose to call untalented and old, have been published in several books and given awards such as best photographer of the year. karma's a great thing and i hope i get to see it bite you in the ass, you pathetic, squirming, excuse for a human being. the rest of the human race has evolved, how about you join us??? :P

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To be yourself is to be free, to wear a mask is to be a prisoner. Both have a price, the question is which one are you willing to pay?
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~LordOfTheGeeks Nov 17, 2005, 11:35:01 PM
Oh believe me - the extent at which our species has evolved is really evident in this delightful little rant, but please, before ranting, make sure you have the facts right.
a) I do not want fame, and don't, under any circumstances, watch MTV.
b) Kind people never get anywhere in life.
c) It is common practice in the English language to use a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence.

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If you disagree with me then you are wrong.
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~Beyond-Recognition Nov 16, 2005, 10:28:29 AM
OK just so you know you are a self indulgent little girl who needs a serious dose of reality. I don't mean the kind i'm sure you get from watching MTV. and fyi most of the people on here could give two shits less about being famous. this is a place to express yourself artistically, to get what we call inspiration out to others. and hey if you wanna be famous that's great, but trust me you won't get there by stepping on peoples toes..... wait you skip that don't you? you just try to stomp on their hearts. you will get no where burning bridges you have yet to build. perhaps if you feel the need to belittle others you should take a long hard look at yourself first. we are all flawed just some of us are better at seeing it in ourselves as well as others. i could really care less if you are fat or ugly or whatever, but from what i have seen you are ugly on the inside and that is worse then being unattractive outwardly. are you so pathetic and friendless that you have nothing better to do then harrass people and try to get under their skins? if that's the case GET A LIFE LITTLE GIRL!!!! And just for your information, the people you criticize are more well liked and well known then you will ever be. and if your name does become known it will be out of disgust not admiration. some of the people you choose to call untalented and old, have been published in several books and given awards such as best photographer of the year. karma's a great thing and i hope i get to see it bite you in the ass, you pathetic, squirming, excuse for a human being. the rest of the human race has evolved, how about you join us??? :P

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To be yourself is to be free, to wear a mask is to be a prisoner. Both have a price, the question is which one are you willing to pay?
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~WornOutHeroine Nov 9, 2005, 8:28:57 PM
This has gone far enough, seriously move on, drop it, shut up. Neither of us want to deal with your immaturity anymore.

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--Looking through the lens gives you some sort of protection from what's on the other side
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~LordOfTheGeeks Nov 10, 2005, 10:57:46 AM
Deal with it? Or else, what, are you going to curse me me with your gothic mind-control or something??

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If you disagree with me then you are wrong.
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~WornOutHeroine Nov 11, 2005, 12:26:14 PM
Grow up.

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--Looking through the lens gives you some sort of protection from what's on the other side
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~LordOfTheGeeks Nov 11, 2005, 12:49:27 PM
I agree. Self-harm and underage sex is so much more mature than the truth.

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If you disagree with me then you are wrong.
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